February 2012
21 posts
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“At times we must purge things from this world because they should not exist....”
– Deadly Premonition
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“How can I describe it? Good food is like music you can taste, color you can...”
– Gusteau - Ratatouille
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“I have lived through much, and now I think I have found what is needed for...”
– Into The Wild
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“It should not be denied that being footloose has always exhilarated us. It is...”
– Into The Wild
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“What’s the use of a good quotation if you can’t change it?”
– Sixth Doctor - The Two Doctors.
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“You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers....”
– Marsellus Wallace - Pulp Fiction
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“[Complaining to Sulley about Randall]
One of these days I am really…...”
– Mike - Monsters Inc.
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Randolph Duke: Money isn't everything, Mortimer.
Mortimer Duke: Oh, grow up.
Randolph Duke: Mother always said you were greedy.
Mortimer Duke: She meant it as a compliment.
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Peter Klaven: Hey Mel? Do you have any plans on June 30th?
Mel Stein: ...I'm 89 years old, what the fuck kind of plans would I have?
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“Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.”
– Z - Antz
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Bala: I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.
Z: Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot, or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?
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“Benjamin, we’re meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know...”
– Mrs Maple - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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Homer: [Seeing Jimbo Graffiti a wall] You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man.
Homer: Let me check my reason list. ...Yep! It's on here.
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“There’s nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch...”
– Waternoose - Monsters Inc
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Hank Scorpio: [Hank has just introduced Homer to the staff he will be managing] Give them the benefit of your years of experience.
Homer: Don't worry, that won't take long!
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1947 Parole Guy: We see by your file you've served 20 years of a life sentence?
Red: Yes, sir.
Parole Guy: You feel you've been rehabilitated?
Red: Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir. I mean, I learned my lesson. I can honestly say that I'm a changed man. I'm no longer a danger to society. That's God's honest truth.
[His file gets stamped as "Rejected"]
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“[Talking to Gromit] I suppose you’ll have to skip the country now. A...”
– Wallace - A Close Shave
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“You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse...”
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
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“In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was...”
– Red (Narrating) - The Shawshank Redemption
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Doc: [Finding the letter from Marty in his pocket] What's the meaning of this?
Marty: You'll find out in 30 years.
Doc: It's about the future, isn't it?
Marty: Wait a minute!
Doc: It's information about the future, isn't it?! I warned you about this kid. The consequences could be disastrous!
Marty: Now that's a risk you'll have to take! Your life depends on it!
Doc: [Whilst ripping up the letter] No, I refuse to accept the responsibility!
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Joe: Here are your names... [pointing to each respective member] Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because, you're a faggot, alright?!
[Mr. Brown laughs]
Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.
Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. PINK.
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk.