Quotable Lines
May 12
“From now on you shall be called ‘Brian that is called Brian’.”
— Life of Brian
May 09
“Therefore, my three main policy priorities are: 1) War with France; 2) Tougher sentences for geography teachers; and 3) A right royal kick up the Prince’s backside!”
— Pitt the Younger - Blackadder the Third.
May 06
“Seize the day. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.”
— John Keating - Dead Poets Society
May 05
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Captain Blackadder:
Baldrick, what are you doing out there?
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Private Baldrick:
I'm carving something on a bullet, sir.
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Captain Blackadder:
What are you craving?
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Private Baldrick:
I'm carving "Baldrick", sir.
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Captain Blackadder:
Why?
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Private Baldrick:
It's part of a cunning plan, sir.
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Captain Blackadder:
Of course it is.
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Private Baldrick:
You know how they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
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Captain Blackadder:
Yes?
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Private Baldrick:
Well I thought that if I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'll never get hit by it. Cause I'll never shoot myself...
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Captain Blackadder:
Oh, shame!
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Private Baldrick:
And the chances of there being *two* bullets with my name on it are very small indeed.
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Captain Blackadder:
Yes, it's not the only thing that is "very small indeed". Your brain for example, is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
May 04
“Permission to write home immediately sir, this is the first brilliant plan a Baldrick’s ever had! For centuries we’ve tried, and they’ve always turned out total pig swill!”
— Blackadder Goes Forth.
Apr 28
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Priest:
Are you Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh?
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Prince Edmund:
No, I'm a bowl of soup!
Apr 11
“There’s no way Steve could hack it here. He goes home to his mum and dad’s when he’s got a cold.”
— An Idiot Abroad.
Apr 08
“You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules.”
— Dimitri Rascalov
Apr 01
“Adventure is out there!”
— Up
“Your country ain’t your blood. Remember that.”
— The Godfather Part II